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Astronaut Hunks Hauling Space Junk? Why Not?!

The HUNKS are going into OUTER SPACE!!!… eventually… maybe.

Recently, we stumbled across an interesting article about NASA’s effort to clean up space junk.

According to the article, scientists working with the NASA Innovative Advanced Concepts (NIAC) program are now saying that by blasting a pulsating stream of air into Earth’s upper atmosphere, we can “de-orbit most low earth debris.”

To translate that fancy mumbo jumbo into simpler terms:

Basically, we might be able to blast air up into space and knock space garbage back down to Earth.

Unfortunately, there are a few hurdles involved in making this solution a reality.

(To read the full article, click right here.)

But don’t fret. The HUNKS have a solution, so listen up, NASA.

College Hunks Hauling Junk wishes to make the following pledge:

College Hunks hereby officially declares that if NASA will build us a spacecraft of some kind – any kind, really… it doesn’t have to be too fancy… we’re not picky… it doesn’t even need to have power windows – then we will volunteer to drive said spaceship into outer space and scoop up all the space junk we can fit into the trunk.

BOOM! Did we just blow your mind?

Well, we’re sorry, but that’s how committed we are to saving our planet and hauling junk, on Earth and throughout the Galaxy.

Your move, NASA.

If you’d like someone to pick up the junk in or around YOUR home planet, give us a call today at 1-800-586-5872 or schedule your out-of-this-world service online by clicking right here!